True...

We are soon heading this way

not only it's happening in Singapore
it is quite alarming here in KL too
kekekkekekekekekekkeekke

Prayers

This is a warning. Never force children to pray

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer...

Little Boy: "But I don't know how to pray~~~~"

Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.."

Little Boy: "Dear Lord...." he started

"Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again."

"Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN."  

Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening......

The gentlemen are all losers

Why losers? coz they get left behind
but I think good gals just want Bad Boys
huahahahahahahahahhahaha

Ambitions

oh dear~~~~~
>.<
*squint eyes*

Lies

Everyone tells white lies every now and then, some more often than the others. I don't always tell the truth, but I avoid outright lying as much as possible. However, I must admit I've used some of these... *oops*. Also, seriously, who reads every point in "Terms and Conditions"? Hee heeeee.... :P

Good God!

Wise words by my cousin: If men want good and obedient, they should get a dog! =D

at the Pearly Gates

2 men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation

1st Man ask the second: "How did you die?"
"I froze to death...." says the second.

"That's awful." says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and...you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.

The second man shakes his head.
"That's ironic." he says...

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freeze, we'd both still be alive."

How connected are you?

Has our lives been like this?

I am moving towards that direction in terms of connectivity
wherever I go, I need to be connected in some way
so maybe after all an island vacation is not for me
What say you?

What if.....

What if this is happening in Mars?
that the Martians are painting the impression that the planet is still inhabited and our dearie million dollar rover had been snapping pics like this?

hahahahha yes it's farnie but we can never know what's the actual truth out there
after all there was still this conspiracy about the first Man landed on the Moon
*read about it here*

if u do really have all the time, please go through the articles, evidence and weird elements like a waving american flag on the moon....errrr if there's no gravity/low gravity can the flag even wave?
ahahaha well just some reading materials for amusement :))))))

Murals

Mural of "jellyfish" in the toilet of an aquaria

well I painted murals since I was a lil gal in school
I m proud to have left prints and graffiti where I go
hahahhaahha, just kidding

but sometimes u need to think and plan properly when u apply paint onto the wall
for murals gonna leave impressions  and last for many many years to come
so those poor innocent jellyfish mural gonna leave a hell lot of impressions
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
yeah at the toilet sumore
:P

Copycats

Peng Kor and Ah Sung had been fighting and soon it's gonna be lawsuits
or perhaps already did
it's gonna be a long long battling game *rolls eyes*

it was also during this time of war that Hei Chow Mei took the advantage and rise up the race

so who are u supporting?
Peng Kor?
Ah Sung?
or u just gonna suck up to the new marketing strategies of Hei Chow Mei???
only the cats will know, in this fight of copyrights of copycats

oh well some random bla bla from me :P

Robbing a bank

moral of the story is....watever that u do, please do a thorough check first
coz u don't want to be like the above.....
oh well..just for laughs :))))))))))))

REAL

Yes WE ARE REAL WOMEN
*with curves and all*
salute to Unilever for embarking on such marketing campaign for Dove

doesn't it makes u wanna support more of Unilever's brands?
visit the below link to learn more about Unilever and its group
www.unilever.com.my

Better Late than......

Oh right.....*rolls eyes*

Our own Society

hmmm we used to play Pet Society, Restaurant City and whatever games that are being launched by PlayFish
so I guess sometimes it's also time to start our very own society....
hmmm Roomies Society??

hmmm this is pretty good too!!!
since we love to mencaci ppl with such nonchalant sarcasm
:)))))))))

what do u think?

Wanna take a bite???

sometimes in life we really need to take a bite to know what's inside
and also to have a real taste of it

so don't be afraid to take that first bite
at least you know what's after the bite
or behind that mask
:))))))))

now go on.....do it....

Cupcakes

Q: You have 13 cupcakes and someone asked for two, how many do you have?

A: 13

Q: Yes but what if someone steals two, how many do you have?
A: 13......and a dead body
Q: ................................................O.O.....................................................

Educators

I dunno what does it say....Mee Mee has got to translate this for us
Nee Lee, u sooo got to have a shot fr the back on how u write/draw on the white board
:D:D:D

AAA Battery

okie I am having stomach spasm now!!!!
WUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

this reminded me of my roomies esp Shell Shell where she alwiz had to run outta the room to luff when someone in the house tells a joke
coz it has to happen, that at nick of time where the laughter is about to burst...she has to be drinking water~~~~~~

HAHAHAHHAHAHA
hope this makes ur day :)))))))))))))

Poor Doggie!!!!

it's too small, so click on the pics to view a bigger pix
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
really poor doggie...

Domino

dop-dop-dop-dop-dop PRAAAAPPP
I lurve to stack cards this way when I was lil gal...
and watched in happiness as it destroyed itself

now that I'm an adult...I still lurve to stack "elements" that create the same effect
and watch as it destroy the target

ppl often asked, how did I do it and what it takes to do it?
emotionally, physically and most importantly strategically
and very often my answer was simple
it's just that situations is alwiz in my favour
if you are far sighted and think/look long term, u will alwiz be a few steps ahead of others
this is also what I called --> wisdom

and of coz prioritised your life
my happiness is my priority :)))))
I don't really give much shit and thoughts of what others say/do/react
coz the priority is not what they say/do/react
I am "sell-fish"....prollie I'll be a fishmonger in my next life
wuahahahahahahaha

but really....the point is...if it's not in your favour...change it
do something about it
and be responsible for your decisions and actions
it takes one to have some "balls" to face responsibilities
however once u have experienced it, you are able to take greater responsibilities in the near future
it also makes you a better person

so what you do to your life, will come back to you
just like a stack of Dominos...

hmmm so what am I gonna stack today?

3rd World Country

tsk tsk tsk...
we r so comparable with Bangkok and Jakarta
and our government was promoting that we are a developed country
yeah develop my @ss...

prollie the only thing developing were their bank accounts and funnily enuff ...their asses...
yes u read that correctly..

Doctors on Strike

my Doctor friend sent me this...
and I had a good laugh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she said no wonder Doctors' protest are alwiz not being entertained coz nobody blarddy understand wat's on the protest boards :P

this particular doctor friend of mine was recently transferred from Urology to Maternity...work is no fun she said...and her only advise to me is not "stay healthy bla bla bla" but....."DON'T EVER LET UR KIDS DO MEDICINE!!"

okie babe...I get u loud and clear :P

Are you HAPPY?

hmmm how come there's no options of:

1) Somewhat Happy

2) crappy

3) confused

4) dizzy

5) hyper

if only LIFE is as simple as YES or NO
or just maybe we humans are making things complicated?

yeah that has to be it....we made things too "rocket science"

prollie I should just stick to wat I'm doing currently if it keeps me contented.
:))))))))))))))

The reality of LIFE

but these days, u can opt to go under the knives
right????

I really do missed South Park :)))))

Sometimes....

well....
I've alwiz tell myself not to be upset over someone else's stupidity, behaviour and mistakes
nor reserve a place in my heart to hate another
coz I want to have that space to Love another


I have so many wonderful friends and people in my life
and my lil heart is so tiny it can just store that much
so if there's space for the hated and loved...it's pretty much difficult to manage huh?
worse than managing space in my wardrobe or shoe racks
:D:D:D


but sometimes...just for that time, u just need to lash it out
I'll alwiz make sure, if I'm gonna do that....it will be one of the kind u'll never forget
yeah it's alwiz about measurement...quantity and impact
if I am gonna consume efforts, energy and words...it better be worth it
huahahahahahhahahaha


never ever mess with Monkey
coz they bite and make ur life havoc

Bold, Italics, Underline

How often do u use the function B, I and U each day?
my favourite fonts are verdana *used here* and Ministry
why Ministry? coz it's the corporate font for my company and it's compulsory to use it all the time at work.
I've bcome so accustomed to it that I actually like it


editing and proof read had been part of my job and I am lurving it
to the extent that all my reports and letters are so pretty-ly aligned in perfect paragraphs
while the reports are good enuff to be printed into annual reports :P


perhaps I should have studied Arts and Fontography and truly capitalised these skills and passions of mine?
no one can turn back time so enjoy wat u have there :)))


Hope u'll like the fat Ariel :)))
oppsss I mean BOLD

In The Workplace

Which are you? =D

5Cs

Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary
Girl: You have NOTHING. How can I marry you?? Please leave!!!

Boy: (talks to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porches. Why do I still need to buy BMW??? How can I get the salary when I'm the BOSS???

So what are the 5Cs that girls look for?
Car
Condo
Career

Cash
Charm
some say it's Country Club membership
-_-

I'm crazy?

No, you're stupid :P

Happy Father's Day

I'm a nasty Monkey...I know :)))
anyway Happy Father's Day :P

Just for laughs

Grandparents

If that's the case looks like we had oral sex with many other ppl too huh?
just to cheer up ur Monday Blues
:)))))))))))))))

Guide to Life

oooo I never thought of this before!!!!!
very very good idea *thumbs up*
anyway not that I make sandwiches but it's good to share with my roomies coz I'm sure they do :)))))

If only.....Life is much simpler

too cute not to post and share it here
the baby was really singing with passion

Young humans have got such pure, simple and sincere mind + heart
if only everyone still as innocent, then World Peace!!!
*lifting the peace signs*

About air into ur head

Meemee went to the hospital today for check up and couldn't help seeing SOOOOOO many newborn babies coming in for their 1week check. Besides looking at the babies, the really interesting thing is to look at the new mummies!!!

Why?

1) the accessories that the baby is using; the brand new stroller & the brand, the new baby bag & the brand.. the fancy toys!!! and the big luggage the parents bring for their exciting first-time out with the baby :)

2) the baby bottle; Avent bottle is the generally accepted type. Any other high class bottle range will help u judge the parents' $-earning capability :P such as glass bottles? MAM is also acceptable.. anything less than that means the baby is being ill-treated :P (yes of course I am just joking)..

3) then u see if they are feeding milk in the bottle. If yes.. ah.. poor mother, not successful at breastfeeding, don't u know that it is trend to feed ur baby with BM.. no wonder u are still fat... oh boy u will take a long time loosing that extra kilos!

4) the tired mummy face...poor woman... I am sure u looked better before childbirth

5) then u look at the father... terrible guy.. u should help out more..

6) the accompanying Aunty - if the father is not there.. u look at the other ppl around her; the aunty who could be the grandma or the confinement lady... if the aunty looks grumpy, it would be the confinement lady. If she is happy, u look for resemblance with either parents if they are related & to verify they are related, you look at the grandma if she has the lovey look for the baby.

and the most interesting thing to look at!!!! *drumroll* is the first-time mummy dressing sense!!! as we (asians/chinese etc) confinement rules kicks in after u give birth!!!

7) the first-time mummy dressing -

a) the typical confinement follower!!! - the mummy wore a batik sarong, with socks & slippers to cover her lower body.. then wore long sweeter over her whatever shirt, fully zipped & her hair was oily & all tied up because she hasn't wash it in a weak.. and u dont wan to go near her because she must be sweating like mad with the confinement food she took! --- thank god.. u see less & less of these nowadays, but sometimes they still appear.. then u see then walking really slow (of coz with the amount of clothing they have & oil on the hair)

b) the smarter confinement follower - the mummy is hot enuff with the food she is taking, so she wore her MATERNITY Dress coz it is the only thing she can fit in! with socks & shoes with hair will tied up

having said that, i have seen mummies in tight leggings & shoes (wow the flabs seen to have gone away)-- lucky genes.

But today I saw someone wearing the shirt, short, covered shoe but with the flowery sun hat! Which really makes her look japanese.. but I cant help thinking how silly it is the wear a HAT in the hospital LOL though it is a pretty nice hat. I have never seen anyone wearing a hat during confinement day out & rather amused with it

So this is how mummies entertain themselves while waiting for to see their O&G & I wonder what I will wear during my first week check up after delivery... :P

23.04.2012 Time for Mee Mee to pop?

Meemee is 1 day before her EDD. All my pregnant friends with the roughly the same EDD has given birth... Not to say that I am READY but it is very "kancheong" to be waiting :)

Guess when? Today? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? Labour day (30% more expensive :P) ?

Good Philosophy

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked them.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then," said the lawyer.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children," the second man answered.
... "Bring them as well."

They all climbed into the limousine - no easy task - and one of the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

"No problem," said the lawyer, "The grass in my yard is about two feet tall."

Tee Ree taught me about philosophy in life....
if ppl are TOO nice to you, there's motives
or
no matter how useless you are in life, you are still useful for something

hmm very well said!!!

Priceless

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. 
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father !  

The little boy replied, 'My Dad dy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

Our education system

Looks like every tom dick harry sally ah moi ah kau can get As in their SPM
our education system goes with the popular slogan of Malaysia
MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!!

Organic Vegetables

If you grew your vegetables completely free of chemicals...

...they may not turn out the way you expect them to...

Poor Hammie....

cute lil hammie got stucked on the slide
which reminded me of a certain someone whenever the topic of hamsters arise....


his face shows it all....."really...damn it...why the hell did my owner got me such a tiny slide"


well readers, sometimes u DO need to put urself in their shoes...
stop dressing your pets in uncomfortable dresses/apparels
or dye their fur in rainbow colours
clip their fur with painful hairclips
or even paint their nails


it ain't no fun
:P


ohhhh I missed all my mommy's dogssSSSsssss
(~.~)

zzZZZZZzzzzzz

I hope your day in day out schedule is not like this :P
mine is nearing to that.....sigh.....

Wanna try em??

well I can't read chinese but Mee Mee can...
it took me 3 seconds to decipher it..
all I need to do was to read the english words in cantonese instead...

and it's read

Chee
Cheong
Fun

T_T

translation fails big time
they could just wrote "Chee Cheong Fun"
instead of Pig Long Powder~~~~~

pic stolen fr another friend
taken at Kampar, Perak

I don't wanna go to school too :(((

One early morning, a mother went to her zzzz son and woke him up

Mom: Hey!! Wake up son!!!! It's time to go to school.
Son: *Yawn* but why mama? I don't want to go to school!!!!

Mom: Gimme 2 reasons why u don't wanna go to school.
Son: One, all the children hate me.....Two, all the teachers hate me!!!

Mom: Oh!!! That's not a reason....now come on, you have to go to school!!!
Son: Okie...gimme 2 reasons WHY I should go to school???

...........................

..........................

............................

.........................

......................

...........................

Mom: One...you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities....
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school!!!!!!

Rules in the House

Ladies....print this and stick it on the fridge!!!!
hiak hiak hiak!!!!

Singlish

very true :)))))

I got the wrong kid

I don't know to LOL or awwwwww or sigh in sweetness at this picture

so in the end I KEKEKEKEKEKE like a hyenna first
followed by a deep ouuuuwwwwwwwwww
and smiled to myself
:)))))))))))))))))

New Year

Shell said I should write about this, so here goes -

We spent the very last couple of hours of 2011 confessing our love to Siri (on a friend's iPhone) and trying to get her to marry / sleep with us. And we got turned down. She said we hardly knew each other. We should just be friends. She's only there to serve us.

"Oh, stop."

Bummer. Oh, but I'm not usually like that (i.e., asking someone, or something, I'd just gotten acquainted with to go to bed with me) - it was the glass of wine I had during dinner.

After that, we settled down on the comfy sofa for a movie, and I totally fell asleep. When I woke, the old year's been replaced by the new. I don't even know if they did a count down. Oh, well... we had a good time all the same. Happy new year! =)