If only....

if only it's this simple but I'm about there :P
esp the part "always put herself first"
yeap I'm a selfish bitch and I'm very proud of it :)))))))
hehehehehehe

What if.....

What if this is happening in Mars?
that the Martians are painting the impression that the planet is still inhabited and our dearie million dollar rover had been snapping pics like this?

hahahahha yes it's farnie but we can never know what's the actual truth out there
after all there was still this conspiracy about the first Man landed on the Moon
*read about it here*

if u do really have all the time, please go through the articles, evidence and weird elements like a waving american flag on the moon....errrr if there's no gravity/low gravity can the flag even wave?
ahahaha well just some reading materials for amusement :))))))

The reality of LIFE

but these days, u can opt to go under the knives
right????

I really do missed South Park :)))))

Guide to Life

oooo I never thought of this before!!!!!
very very good idea *thumbs up*
anyway not that I make sandwiches but it's good to share with my roomies coz I'm sure they do :)))))

23.04.2012 Time for Mee Mee to pop?

Meemee is 1 day before her EDD. All my pregnant friends with the roughly the same EDD has given birth... Not to say that I am READY but it is very "kancheong" to be waiting :)

Guess when? Today? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? Labour day (30% more expensive :P) ?

Priceless

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. 
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father !  

The little boy replied, 'My Dad dy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

Our education system

Looks like every tom dick harry sally ah moi ah kau can get As in their SPM
our education system goes with the popular slogan of Malaysia
MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!!

zzZZZZZzzzzzz

I hope your day in day out schedule is not like this :P
mine is nearing to that.....sigh.....

I don't wanna go to school too :(((

One early morning, a mother went to her zzzz son and woke him up

Mom: Hey!! Wake up son!!!! It's time to go to school.
Son: *Yawn* but why mama? I don't want to go to school!!!!

Mom: Gimme 2 reasons why u don't wanna go to school.
Son: One, all the children hate me.....Two, all the teachers hate me!!!

Mom: Oh!!! That's not a reason....now come on, you have to go to school!!!
Son: Okie...gimme 2 reasons WHY I should go to school???

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Mom: One...you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities....
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school!!!!!!

Santa-rilyn

Santa Claus doin a Marilyn Monroe
wicked!!!!!
Ho HO Ho

Men vs Women

wow wat a revolution
so these days, men are as good as pigs?

Ho ho ho Pok Pok Pok

In this case the children will have a HO HO HO Christmas
while the poultry will cluck "Pok Pok Pok"
or is it "Prrrrrrrrr"????

How does a Turkey sound like anyway?
I haven't seen a real one in my life
not even at the Zoo

The World is getting smaller and does it matter?

Can Someone please go tell them that Steve Jobs was a Buddhist?

anyway it's kinda complicated bcoz Steve was actually American-Arab

born to an american gal and a Syrian guy who were university students, unmarried they decided to give the baby up

later then the Jobs family adopted this talented genius who changed the world

so these days u can be of any race and adopt any religion u want

though it may be controversy at times like "How could an Arab be a Buddhist?"

well if u alwiz play by the rules then everything is gonna be so straight and safe

there won't be new inventions coz the philosophy doesn't nurture one to be

I just read an article today that Atheist are the least trusted ppl

bcoz human beings with religion are more afraid of committing bad crimes/offenses for God is watching them

is that so????? *in a very very English accent.....imagine Mr. Bean*

well if that study is true then all of us ought to go to religious school instead of normal secular ones

then there wouldn't anymore crimes/jails/police/lawyers in this world

kekekekekekekekekeke

Sometimes in life.....

either u r on the top of the society
or at the bottom
I definitely dun wanna be the later
and bcoz of tat....I'm alwiz armoured
with aggression, pride, ego, cautions, risk takers, bravery
hard-headed, far-sighted and most of all I bcame a perfectionist


yeah why make life so complicated huh?
well coz we only lived once!!!!
and I dun wanna life live with regrets


mistakes make me wiser
they made me stronger and more matured


so Live Life to the FULLEST
definition of fullest is entirely up to an individual


Yeeeeee-HAAAAAA

I'm alwiz the Owner

someone pls tell me where to get this signanges?
:)))))))))))

Dumb Superhero

hahahahahaha
but it is quite unusual to find Stupid Dumb ppl sometimes among a group of intelligent ones


I did encounter quite a few in my life
Have u?

Hahaha

MEN

couldn't agree more
either they are Nerd, Dumb, Jerk or Gay
my question is how do u refer to a Man who's neither SMART nor NICE and worst not good looking?


as reference to my MAN...he's definitely a NERD!!!!
:))))) and that I adore :)))))

Then and Now....

hmmmm we the Gen X babies were taught alphabets this way

it also comes with a song....

the song was as easy as Do-Re-Mi .....One-Two-Three

la la la la la~~~~~

I just realised I actually LURVE school

from the time I was sent to an institution full of screaming dirty smellie tiny tots

and me in my lollie dress walking in such care so I won't lift a single bit of sand into my pretty shoes and soft softlan socks :P

yeah I was a CLEAN fanatic all the way~~~~

I never cried on my every 1st day at every new school

and wondered why all the kids have to clunged onto their mothers/father/grandparents/nannies etc

Anyway that was 25 years old ago

many things have changed...

too many I can't even list it down here...

but something to make everyone smile :)))) here u go~~~

Don't u think it's so applicable?
tee hee hee......
lurve it!!!!!

This was where I came from........-_-

haiiiizzzzzz...........
memang Wawasan Dua Puluh Dua Puluh

*raise your hands and say*
MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!!