Most stressful jobs

I got this early in the morning inside my mailbox, from a girlfriend who's in the same line as I do...which is Public Relations.

Congratulations....we are having the world's 5th most stressful job!!!

Really???
Is that why I am perpetually running everywhere trying to secure publicity for my company/brand? Talking to as many decision makers as possible....all at the same time having to look as good as my brand, because whatever that I wear, speak, behave, consume must be in some sort representation of my company~~~not to mention the endless entertaining *my bowel almost burst from drinking yesterday*

GAH!!!!
Looks like it's time to change my job if I don't want to get a cardiac arrest like the recent case of a CEO in my industry and he's only 44. I still can't believe it that he's gone...we were just talking a few days earlier...and now he's gone....really gone....>.< Yes I cannot imagine flying to 6 countries in 3 weeks from America to Japan, Korea, Philippines, Hong Kong and god knows where else. Any sane human would  have a cardiac arrest based on his travels.

Time.to.change.job.
>.<

You may read more on the ranking *here*

If only....

if only it's this simple but I'm about there :P
esp the part "always put herself first"
yeap I'm a selfish bitch and I'm very proud of it :)))))))
hehehehehehe

We are soon heading this way

not only it's happening in Singapore
it is quite alarming here in KL too
kekekkekekekekekekkeekke

Prayers

This is a warning. Never force children to pray

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer...

Little Boy: "But I don't know how to pray~~~~"

Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.."

Little Boy: "Dear Lord...." he started

"Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again."

"Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN."  

Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening......

How connected are you?

Has our lives been like this?

I am moving towards that direction in terms of connectivity
wherever I go, I need to be connected in some way
so maybe after all an island vacation is not for me
What say you?

Copycats

Peng Kor and Ah Sung had been fighting and soon it's gonna be lawsuits
or perhaps already did
it's gonna be a long long battling game *rolls eyes*

it was also during this time of war that Hei Chow Mei took the advantage and rise up the race

so who are u supporting?
Peng Kor?
Ah Sung?
or u just gonna suck up to the new marketing strategies of Hei Chow Mei???
only the cats will know, in this fight of copyrights of copycats

oh well some random bla bla from me :P

REAL

Yes WE ARE REAL WOMEN
*with curves and all*
salute to Unilever for embarking on such marketing campaign for Dove

doesn't it makes u wanna support more of Unilever's brands?
visit the below link to learn more about Unilever and its group
www.unilever.com.my

Better Late than......

Oh right.....*rolls eyes*

Our own Society

hmmm we used to play Pet Society, Restaurant City and whatever games that are being launched by PlayFish
so I guess sometimes it's also time to start our very own society....
hmmm Roomies Society??

hmmm this is pretty good too!!!
since we love to mencaci ppl with such nonchalant sarcasm
:)))))))))

what do u think?

Wanna take a bite???

sometimes in life we really need to take a bite to know what's inside
and also to have a real taste of it

so don't be afraid to take that first bite
at least you know what's after the bite
or behind that mask
:))))))))

now go on.....do it....

Educators

I dunno what does it say....Mee Mee has got to translate this for us
Nee Lee, u sooo got to have a shot fr the back on how u write/draw on the white board
:D:D:D

Domino

dop-dop-dop-dop-dop PRAAAAPPP
I lurve to stack cards this way when I was lil gal...
and watched in happiness as it destroyed itself

now that I'm an adult...I still lurve to stack "elements" that create the same effect
and watch as it destroy the target

ppl often asked, how did I do it and what it takes to do it?
emotionally, physically and most importantly strategically
and very often my answer was simple
it's just that situations is alwiz in my favour
if you are far sighted and think/look long term, u will alwiz be a few steps ahead of others
this is also what I called --> wisdom

and of coz prioritised your life
my happiness is my priority :)))))
I don't really give much shit and thoughts of what others say/do/react
coz the priority is not what they say/do/react
I am "sell-fish"....prollie I'll be a fishmonger in my next life
wuahahahahahahaha

but really....the point is...if it's not in your favour...change it
do something about it
and be responsible for your decisions and actions
it takes one to have some "balls" to face responsibilities
however once u have experienced it, you are able to take greater responsibilities in the near future
it also makes you a better person

so what you do to your life, will come back to you
just like a stack of Dominos...

hmmm so what am I gonna stack today?

3rd World Country

tsk tsk tsk...
we r so comparable with Bangkok and Jakarta
and our government was promoting that we are a developed country
yeah develop my @ss...

prollie the only thing developing were their bank accounts and funnily enuff ...their asses...
yes u read that correctly..

Are you HAPPY?

hmmm how come there's no options of:

1) Somewhat Happy

2) crappy

3) confused

4) dizzy

5) hyper

if only LIFE is as simple as YES or NO
or just maybe we humans are making things complicated?

yeah that has to be it....we made things too "rocket science"

prollie I should just stick to wat I'm doing currently if it keeps me contented.
:))))))))))))))

Sometimes....

well....
I've alwiz tell myself not to be upset over someone else's stupidity, behaviour and mistakes
nor reserve a place in my heart to hate another
coz I want to have that space to Love another


I have so many wonderful friends and people in my life
and my lil heart is so tiny it can just store that much
so if there's space for the hated and loved...it's pretty much difficult to manage huh?
worse than managing space in my wardrobe or shoe racks
:D:D:D


but sometimes...just for that time, u just need to lash it out
I'll alwiz make sure, if I'm gonna do that....it will be one of the kind u'll never forget
yeah it's alwiz about measurement...quantity and impact
if I am gonna consume efforts, energy and words...it better be worth it
huahahahahahhahahaha


never ever mess with Monkey
coz they bite and make ur life havoc

5Cs

Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary
Girl: You have NOTHING. How can I marry you?? Please leave!!!

Boy: (talks to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porches. Why do I still need to buy BMW??? How can I get the salary when I'm the BOSS???

So what are the 5Cs that girls look for?
Car
Condo
Career

Cash
Charm
some say it's Country Club membership
-_-

Happy Father's Day

I'm a nasty Monkey...I know :)))
anyway Happy Father's Day :P

If only.....Life is much simpler

too cute not to post and share it here
the baby was really singing with passion

Young humans have got such pure, simple and sincere mind + heart
if only everyone still as innocent, then World Peace!!!
*lifting the peace signs*

Sometimes in life.....

either u r on the top of the society
or at the bottom
I definitely dun wanna be the later
and bcoz of tat....I'm alwiz armoured
with aggression, pride, ego, cautions, risk takers, bravery
hard-headed, far-sighted and most of all I bcame a perfectionist


yeah why make life so complicated huh?
well coz we only lived once!!!!
and I dun wanna life live with regrets


mistakes make me wiser
they made me stronger and more matured


so Live Life to the FULLEST
definition of fullest is entirely up to an individual


Yeeeeee-HAAAAAA