A milestone

A milestone for One Thing Every Day opps or Year???

Everyone is so busy they have forgotten about this!

To update, Shell will be delivery baby Colin within the next few days and will then officially be upgraded as "aunty" after she comes a Mommy.

We can't wait to see Baby Colin!

The "Otherwise" Post

(see original post)

I don't know the real reason the man in the photo did this, but the post suggests people affected by the haze situation here do the same, since masks are either sold out or crazy expensive. Now, in what remote way would this be better than simply wrapping a towel around one's face? Seriously!

Would people just STOP BEING STUPID?

The haze is infuriating enough. Don't add idiocy to it!

Women!

Losing weight

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.

Can You Make A Woman Happy?

One of the things I enjoy most about social media is the fun things that float around. Here's one that made my day -

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone messages
5. Don't bother him about his movements (I think this means he wants his freedom)

So, what's so hard about that?


HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not that difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, 
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

AND MOST OF ALL
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine's day
*arrangements she makes.

Is it a wonder that men wonder why they can never make their women happy? =P

Every Girl's Dream

No girl with her sanity intact will disagree...

31.01.2013

Darn right!

Most stressful jobs

I got this early in the morning inside my mailbox, from a girlfriend who's in the same line as I do...which is Public Relations.

Congratulations....we are having the world's 5th most stressful job!!!

Really???
Is that why I am perpetually running everywhere trying to secure publicity for my company/brand? Talking to as many decision makers as possible....all at the same time having to look as good as my brand, because whatever that I wear, speak, behave, consume must be in some sort representation of my company~~~not to mention the endless entertaining *my bowel almost burst from drinking yesterday*

GAH!!!!
Looks like it's time to change my job if I don't want to get a cardiac arrest like the recent case of a CEO in my industry and he's only 44. I still can't believe it that he's gone...we were just talking a few days earlier...and now he's gone....really gone....>.< Yes I cannot imagine flying to 6 countries in 3 weeks from America to Japan, Korea, Philippines, Hong Kong and god knows where else. Any sane human would  have a cardiac arrest based on his travels.

Time.to.change.job.
>.<

You may read more on the ranking *here*

If only....

if only it's this simple but I'm about there :P
esp the part "always put herself first"
yeap I'm a selfish bitch and I'm very proud of it :)))))))
hehehehehehe

True...

We are soon heading this way

not only it's happening in Singapore
it is quite alarming here in KL too
kekekkekekekekekekkeekke

Prayers

This is a warning. Never force children to pray

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer...

Little Boy: "But I don't know how to pray~~~~"

Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.."

Little Boy: "Dear Lord...." he started

"Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again."

"Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN."  

Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening......

The gentlemen are all losers

Why losers? coz they get left behind
but I think good gals just want Bad Boys
huahahahahahahahahhahaha

Ambitions

oh dear~~~~~
>.<
*squint eyes*

Lies

Everyone tells white lies every now and then, some more often than the others. I don't always tell the truth, but I avoid outright lying as much as possible. However, I must admit I've used some of these... *oops*. Also, seriously, who reads every point in "Terms and Conditions"? Hee heeeee.... :P

Good God!

Wise words by my cousin: If men want good and obedient, they should get a dog! =D

at the Pearly Gates

2 men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation

1st Man ask the second: "How did you die?"
"I froze to death...." says the second.

"That's awful." says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and...you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.

The second man shakes his head.
"That's ironic." he says...

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freeze, we'd both still be alive."

How connected are you?

Has our lives been like this?

I am moving towards that direction in terms of connectivity
wherever I go, I need to be connected in some way
so maybe after all an island vacation is not for me
What say you?

What if.....

What if this is happening in Mars?
that the Martians are painting the impression that the planet is still inhabited and our dearie million dollar rover had been snapping pics like this?

hahahahha yes it's farnie but we can never know what's the actual truth out there
after all there was still this conspiracy about the first Man landed on the Moon
*read about it here*

if u do really have all the time, please go through the articles, evidence and weird elements like a waving american flag on the moon....errrr if there's no gravity/low gravity can the flag even wave?
ahahaha well just some reading materials for amusement :))))))

Murals

Mural of "jellyfish" in the toilet of an aquaria

well I painted murals since I was a lil gal in school
I m proud to have left prints and graffiti where I go
hahahhaahha, just kidding

but sometimes u need to think and plan properly when u apply paint onto the wall
for murals gonna leave impressions  and last for many many years to come
so those poor innocent jellyfish mural gonna leave a hell lot of impressions
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
yeah at the toilet sumore
:P