Good Philosophy

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked them.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then," said the lawyer.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children," the second man answered.
... "Bring them as well."

They all climbed into the limousine - no easy task - and one of the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

"No problem," said the lawyer, "The grass in my yard is about two feet tall."

Tee Ree taught me about philosophy in life....
if ppl are TOO nice to you, there's motives
or
no matter how useless you are in life, you are still useful for something

hmm very well said!!!

Priceless

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. 
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father !  

The little boy replied, 'My Dad dy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

Our education system

Looks like every tom dick harry sally ah moi ah kau can get As in their SPM
our education system goes with the popular slogan of Malaysia
MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!!

Organic Vegetables

If you grew your vegetables completely free of chemicals...

...they may not turn out the way you expect them to...

Poor Hammie....

cute lil hammie got stucked on the slide
which reminded me of a certain someone whenever the topic of hamsters arise....


his face shows it all....."really...damn it...why the hell did my owner got me such a tiny slide"


well readers, sometimes u DO need to put urself in their shoes...
stop dressing your pets in uncomfortable dresses/apparels
or dye their fur in rainbow colours
clip their fur with painful hairclips
or even paint their nails


it ain't no fun
:P


ohhhh I missed all my mommy's dogssSSSsssss
(~.~)

zzZZZZZzzzzzz

I hope your day in day out schedule is not like this :P
mine is nearing to that.....sigh.....

Wanna try em??

well I can't read chinese but Mee Mee can...
it took me 3 seconds to decipher it..
all I need to do was to read the english words in cantonese instead...

and it's read

Chee
Cheong
Fun

T_T

translation fails big time
they could just wrote "Chee Cheong Fun"
instead of Pig Long Powder~~~~~

pic stolen fr another friend
taken at Kampar, Perak