22.12.2011

From PHD Comics

This is *so* true! 3 days to Christmas! Have a wonderful Christmas and a very happy New Year 2012! =)

Santa-rilyn

Santa Claus doin a Marilyn Monroe
wicked!!!!!
Ho HO Ho

Men vs Women

wow wat a revolution
so these days, men are as good as pigs?

Ho ho ho Pok Pok Pok

In this case the children will have a HO HO HO Christmas
while the poultry will cluck "Pok Pok Pok"
or is it "Prrrrrrrrr"????

How does a Turkey sound like anyway?
I haven't seen a real one in my life
not even at the Zoo

Prayer for 2012

Dear God....

My prayer for 2012 is for
a FAT bank account and a THIN body.

Please don't MIX these up like you did last year...
*sigh*

AMEN!!!!

The World is getting smaller and does it matter?

Can Someone please go tell them that Steve Jobs was a Buddhist?

anyway it's kinda complicated bcoz Steve was actually American-Arab

born to an american gal and a Syrian guy who were university students, unmarried they decided to give the baby up

later then the Jobs family adopted this talented genius who changed the world

so these days u can be of any race and adopt any religion u want

though it may be controversy at times like "How could an Arab be a Buddhist?"

well if u alwiz play by the rules then everything is gonna be so straight and safe

there won't be new inventions coz the philosophy doesn't nurture one to be

I just read an article today that Atheist are the least trusted ppl

bcoz human beings with religion are more afraid of committing bad crimes/offenses for God is watching them

is that so????? *in a very very English accent.....imagine Mr. Bean*

well if that study is true then all of us ought to go to religious school instead of normal secular ones

then there wouldn't anymore crimes/jails/police/lawyers in this world

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