Cupcakes

Q: You have 13 cupcakes and someone asked for two, how many do you have?

A: 13

Q: Yes but what if someone steals two, how many do you have?
A: 13......and a dead body
Q: ................................................O.O.....................................................

Educators

I dunno what does it say....Mee Mee has got to translate this for us
Nee Lee, u sooo got to have a shot fr the back on how u write/draw on the white board
:D:D:D

AAA Battery

okie I am having stomach spasm now!!!!
WUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

this reminded me of my roomies esp Shell Shell where she alwiz had to run outta the room to luff when someone in the house tells a joke
coz it has to happen, that at nick of time where the laughter is about to burst...she has to be drinking water~~~~~~

HAHAHAHHAHAHA
hope this makes ur day :)))))))))))))

Poor Doggie!!!!

it's too small, so click on the pics to view a bigger pix
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
really poor doggie...

Domino

dop-dop-dop-dop-dop PRAAAAPPP
I lurve to stack cards this way when I was lil gal...
and watched in happiness as it destroyed itself

now that I'm an adult...I still lurve to stack "elements" that create the same effect
and watch as it destroy the target

ppl often asked, how did I do it and what it takes to do it?
emotionally, physically and most importantly strategically
and very often my answer was simple
it's just that situations is alwiz in my favour
if you are far sighted and think/look long term, u will alwiz be a few steps ahead of others
this is also what I called --> wisdom

and of coz prioritised your life
my happiness is my priority :)))))
I don't really give much shit and thoughts of what others say/do/react
coz the priority is not what they say/do/react
I am "sell-fish"....prollie I'll be a fishmonger in my next life
wuahahahahahahaha

but really....the point is...if it's not in your favour...change it
do something about it
and be responsible for your decisions and actions
it takes one to have some "balls" to face responsibilities
however once u have experienced it, you are able to take greater responsibilities in the near future
it also makes you a better person

so what you do to your life, will come back to you
just like a stack of Dominos...

hmmm so what am I gonna stack today?

3rd World Country

tsk tsk tsk...
we r so comparable with Bangkok and Jakarta
and our government was promoting that we are a developed country
yeah develop my @ss...

prollie the only thing developing were their bank accounts and funnily enuff ...their asses...
yes u read that correctly..

Doctors on Strike

my Doctor friend sent me this...
and I had a good laugh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she said no wonder Doctors' protest are alwiz not being entertained coz nobody blarddy understand wat's on the protest boards :P

this particular doctor friend of mine was recently transferred from Urology to Maternity...work is no fun she said...and her only advise to me is not "stay healthy bla bla bla" but....."DON'T EVER LET UR KIDS DO MEDICINE!!"

okie babe...I get u loud and clear :P

Are you HAPPY?

hmmm how come there's no options of:

1) Somewhat Happy

2) crappy

3) confused

4) dizzy

5) hyper

if only LIFE is as simple as YES or NO
or just maybe we humans are making things complicated?

yeah that has to be it....we made things too "rocket science"

prollie I should just stick to wat I'm doing currently if it keeps me contented.
:))))))))))))))

The reality of LIFE

but these days, u can opt to go under the knives
right????

I really do missed South Park :)))))

Sometimes....

well....
I've alwiz tell myself not to be upset over someone else's stupidity, behaviour and mistakes
nor reserve a place in my heart to hate another
coz I want to have that space to Love another


I have so many wonderful friends and people in my life
and my lil heart is so tiny it can just store that much
so if there's space for the hated and loved...it's pretty much difficult to manage huh?
worse than managing space in my wardrobe or shoe racks
:D:D:D


but sometimes...just for that time, u just need to lash it out
I'll alwiz make sure, if I'm gonna do that....it will be one of the kind u'll never forget
yeah it's alwiz about measurement...quantity and impact
if I am gonna consume efforts, energy and words...it better be worth it
huahahahahahhahahaha


never ever mess with Monkey
coz they bite and make ur life havoc