About air into ur head

Meemee went to the hospital today for check up and couldn't help seeing SOOOOOO many newborn babies coming in for their 1week check. Besides looking at the babies, the really interesting thing is to look at the new mummies!!!

Why?

1) the accessories that the baby is using; the brand new stroller & the brand, the new baby bag & the brand.. the fancy toys!!! and the big luggage the parents bring for their exciting first-time out with the baby :)

2) the baby bottle; Avent bottle is the generally accepted type. Any other high class bottle range will help u judge the parents' $-earning capability :P such as glass bottles? MAM is also acceptable.. anything less than that means the baby is being ill-treated :P (yes of course I am just joking)..

3) then u see if they are feeding milk in the bottle. If yes.. ah.. poor mother, not successful at breastfeeding, don't u know that it is trend to feed ur baby with BM.. no wonder u are still fat... oh boy u will take a long time loosing that extra kilos!

4) the tired mummy face...poor woman... I am sure u looked better before childbirth

5) then u look at the father... terrible guy.. u should help out more..

6) the accompanying Aunty - if the father is not there.. u look at the other ppl around her; the aunty who could be the grandma or the confinement lady... if the aunty looks grumpy, it would be the confinement lady. If she is happy, u look for resemblance with either parents if they are related & to verify they are related, you look at the grandma if she has the lovey look for the baby.

and the most interesting thing to look at!!!! *drumroll* is the first-time mummy dressing sense!!! as we (asians/chinese etc) confinement rules kicks in after u give birth!!!

7) the first-time mummy dressing -

a) the typical confinement follower!!! - the mummy wore a batik sarong, with socks & slippers to cover her lower body.. then wore long sweeter over her whatever shirt, fully zipped & her hair was oily & all tied up because she hasn't wash it in a weak.. and u dont wan to go near her because she must be sweating like mad with the confinement food she took! --- thank god.. u see less & less of these nowadays, but sometimes they still appear.. then u see then walking really slow (of coz with the amount of clothing they have & oil on the hair)

b) the smarter confinement follower - the mummy is hot enuff with the food she is taking, so she wore her MATERNITY Dress coz it is the only thing she can fit in! with socks & shoes with hair will tied up

having said that, i have seen mummies in tight leggings & shoes (wow the flabs seen to have gone away)-- lucky genes.

But today I saw someone wearing the shirt, short, covered shoe but with the flowery sun hat! Which really makes her look japanese.. but I cant help thinking how silly it is the wear a HAT in the hospital LOL though it is a pretty nice hat. I have never seen anyone wearing a hat during confinement day out & rather amused with it

So this is how mummies entertain themselves while waiting for to see their O&G & I wonder what I will wear during my first week check up after delivery... :P

23.04.2012 Time for Mee Mee to pop?

Meemee is 1 day before her EDD. All my pregnant friends with the roughly the same EDD has given birth... Not to say that I am READY but it is very "kancheong" to be waiting :)

Guess when? Today? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? Labour day (30% more expensive :P) ?

Good Philosophy

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked them.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then," said the lawyer.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children," the second man answered.
... "Bring them as well."

They all climbed into the limousine - no easy task - and one of the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

"No problem," said the lawyer, "The grass in my yard is about two feet tall."

Tee Ree taught me about philosophy in life....
if ppl are TOO nice to you, there's motives
or
no matter how useless you are in life, you are still useful for something

hmm very well said!!!

Priceless

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. 
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father !  

The little boy replied, 'My Dad dy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

Our education system

Looks like every tom dick harry sally ah moi ah kau can get As in their SPM
our education system goes with the popular slogan of Malaysia
MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!!