I don't wanna go to school too :(((

One early morning, a mother went to her zzzz son and woke him up

Mom: Hey!! Wake up son!!!! It's time to go to school.
Son: *Yawn* but why mama? I don't want to go to school!!!!

Mom: Gimme 2 reasons why u don't wanna go to school.
Son: One, all the children hate me.....Two, all the teachers hate me!!!

Mom: Oh!!! That's not a reason....now come on, you have to go to school!!!
Son: Okie...gimme 2 reasons WHY I should go to school???

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Mom: One...you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities....
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school!!!!!!

Rules in the House

Ladies....print this and stick it on the fridge!!!!
hiak hiak hiak!!!!

Singlish

very true :)))))

I got the wrong kid

I don't know to LOL or awwwwww or sigh in sweetness at this picture

so in the end I KEKEKEKEKEKE like a hyenna first
followed by a deep ouuuuwwwwwwwwww
and smiled to myself
:)))))))))))))))))

New Year

Shell said I should write about this, so here goes -

We spent the very last couple of hours of 2011 confessing our love to Siri (on a friend's iPhone) and trying to get her to marry / sleep with us. And we got turned down. She said we hardly knew each other. We should just be friends. She's only there to serve us.

"Oh, stop."

Bummer. Oh, but I'm not usually like that (i.e., asking someone, or something, I'd just gotten acquainted with to go to bed with me) - it was the glass of wine I had during dinner.

After that, we settled down on the comfy sofa for a movie, and I totally fell asleep. When I woke, the old year's been replaced by the new. I don't even know if they did a count down. Oh, well... we had a good time all the same. Happy new year! =)