at the Pearly Gates

2 men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation

1st Man ask the second: "How did you die?"
"I froze to death...." says the second.

"That's awful." says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and...you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.

The second man shakes his head.
"That's ironic." he says...

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freeze, we'd both still be alive."

How connected are you?

Has our lives been like this?

I am moving towards that direction in terms of connectivity
wherever I go, I need to be connected in some way
so maybe after all an island vacation is not for me
What say you?

What if.....

What if this is happening in Mars?
that the Martians are painting the impression that the planet is still inhabited and our dearie million dollar rover had been snapping pics like this?

hahahahha yes it's farnie but we can never know what's the actual truth out there
after all there was still this conspiracy about the first Man landed on the Moon
*read about it here*

if u do really have all the time, please go through the articles, evidence and weird elements like a waving american flag on the moon....errrr if there's no gravity/low gravity can the flag even wave?
ahahaha well just some reading materials for amusement :))))))

Murals

Mural of "jellyfish" in the toilet of an aquaria

well I painted murals since I was a lil gal in school
I m proud to have left prints and graffiti where I go
hahahhaahha, just kidding

but sometimes u need to think and plan properly when u apply paint onto the wall
for murals gonna leave impressions  and last for many many years to come
so those poor innocent jellyfish mural gonna leave a hell lot of impressions
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
yeah at the toilet sumore
:P

Copycats

Peng Kor and Ah Sung had been fighting and soon it's gonna be lawsuits
or perhaps already did
it's gonna be a long long battling game *rolls eyes*

it was also during this time of war that Hei Chow Mei took the advantage and rise up the race

so who are u supporting?
Peng Kor?
Ah Sung?
or u just gonna suck up to the new marketing strategies of Hei Chow Mei???
only the cats will know, in this fight of copyrights of copycats

oh well some random bla bla from me :P

Robbing a bank

moral of the story is....watever that u do, please do a thorough check first
coz u don't want to be like the above.....
oh well..just for laughs :))))))))))))

REAL

Yes WE ARE REAL WOMEN
*with curves and all*
salute to Unilever for embarking on such marketing campaign for Dove

doesn't it makes u wanna support more of Unilever's brands?
visit the below link to learn more about Unilever and its group
www.unilever.com.my

Better Late than......

Oh right.....*rolls eyes*

Our own Society

hmmm we used to play Pet Society, Restaurant City and whatever games that are being launched by PlayFish
so I guess sometimes it's also time to start our very own society....
hmmm Roomies Society??

hmmm this is pretty good too!!!
since we love to mencaci ppl with such nonchalant sarcasm
:)))))))))

what do u think?

Wanna take a bite???

sometimes in life we really need to take a bite to know what's inside
and also to have a real taste of it

so don't be afraid to take that first bite
at least you know what's after the bite
or behind that mask
:))))))))

now go on.....do it....