In The Workplace

Which are you? =D

5Cs

Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary
Girl: You have NOTHING. How can I marry you?? Please leave!!!

Boy: (talks to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porches. Why do I still need to buy BMW??? How can I get the salary when I'm the BOSS???

So what are the 5Cs that girls look for?
Car
Condo
Career

Cash
Charm
some say it's Country Club membership
-_-

I'm crazy?

No, you're stupid :P

Happy Father's Day

I'm a nasty Monkey...I know :)))
anyway Happy Father's Day :P

Just for laughs

Grandparents

If that's the case looks like we had oral sex with many other ppl too huh?
just to cheer up ur Monday Blues
:)))))))))))))))

Guide to Life

oooo I never thought of this before!!!!!
very very good idea *thumbs up*
anyway not that I make sandwiches but it's good to share with my roomies coz I'm sure they do :)))))