
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
The gentlemen are all losers
Why losers? coz they get left behind
but I think good gals just want Bad Boys
huahahahahahahahahhahaha
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Lies
Everyone tells white lies every now and then, some more often than the others. I don't always tell the truth, but I avoid outright lying as much as possible. However, I must admit I've used some of these... *oops*. Also, seriously, who reads every point in "Terms and Conditions"? Hee heeeee.... :P
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
at the Pearly Gates
2 men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation
1st Man ask the second: "How did you die?"
"I froze to death...." says the second.
"That's awful." says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and...you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second man shakes his head.
"That's ironic." he says...
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freeze, we'd both still be alive."
1st Man ask the second: "How did you die?"
"I froze to death...." says the second.
"That's awful." says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and...you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second man shakes his head.
"That's ironic." he says...
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freeze, we'd both still be alive."
Friday, August 24, 2012
How connected are you?
Has our lives been like this?
I am moving towards that direction in terms of connectivity
wherever I go, I need to be connected in some way
so maybe after all an island vacation is not for me
What say you?
wherever I go, I need to be connected in some way
so maybe after all an island vacation is not for me
What say you?
Thursday, August 23, 2012
What if.....
What if this is happening in Mars?
that the Martians are painting the impression that the planet is still inhabited and our dearie million dollar rover had been snapping pics like this?
hahahahha yes it's farnie but we can never know what's the actual truth out there
after all there was still this conspiracy about the first Man landed on the Moon
*read about it here*
if u do really have all the time, please go through the articles, evidence and weird elements like a waving american flag on the moon....errrr if there's no gravity/low gravity can the flag even wave?
ahahaha well just some reading materials for amusement :))))))
that the Martians are painting the impression that the planet is still inhabited and our dearie million dollar rover had been snapping pics like this?
hahahahha yes it's farnie but we can never know what's the actual truth out there
after all there was still this conspiracy about the first Man landed on the Moon
*read about it here*
if u do really have all the time, please go through the articles, evidence and weird elements like a waving american flag on the moon....errrr if there's no gravity/low gravity can the flag even wave?
ahahaha well just some reading materials for amusement :))))))
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