Prayers

This is a warning. Never force children to pray

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer...

Little Boy: "But I don't know how to pray~~~~"

Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.."

Little Boy: "Dear Lord...." he started

"Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again."

"Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN."  

Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening......